I blame my friend Allison for this. This is Ewan McGregor dressed as a pirate and now he looks like the spontaneous lovechild of Captain Jack Sparrow and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Alack, Harry Potter and those who inhabit his universe aren't mine. If only they were. Instead, they belong to J.K. Rowling. I'm not making money off of this, I swear! I'm merely borrowing the characters for a while, that's all.